Traditional rodeo events = animal cruelty?

Trust is sacred in any relationship. Lose that and you've lost everything.

Work may make you many things, but free is not one of them.

When Mae West said, "When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better," she was probably talking about me.

"Although this is only the second fox attack on a child in eight years it is clear to all that this is not only the second fox attack on a child in eight years, so frequent are these events that its probably your child that getting nibbled tonight."

This week's postcardsfromengland comes from Ireland, so technically it's a lie. JUST LIKE 9/11

....We are being force fed media coverage of Kerry Katona powdering her nose and throwing money around like she has any and Tara Reid’s’ ever changing surgical operations....how inspirational.

Scientists say that each day we grow older, we become 6.8% more stupider. What can we do to reverse this frightening trend?

Men. You gotta love them, what with their briefcases, insecurities, external genitalia and all.

Forget Howard from the Halifax; Bin Laden is Big Banking's new Poster Child, when it comes to signing the plebs up for a Current Account.